the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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