Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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