her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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