am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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