Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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