We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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