Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Randomize
