Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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