Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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