I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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