Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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