PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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