She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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