would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There r osticjed everywhere
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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