Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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