I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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