she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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