I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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