Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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