I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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