O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think your dad took our porno
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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