i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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