Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How's work?
Spinning.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
