I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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