you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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