TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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