nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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