I could have mohawked her pubes.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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