Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
