You're so nebulous sometimes
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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