At least make sure they are 18
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Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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