She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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