We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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