i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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