i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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