so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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