dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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