Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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