I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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