I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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