I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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