She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I just found puke in my bra..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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