she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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