i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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