i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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