It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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