I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Houston, we have a blender
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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