Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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