Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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