I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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