Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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