I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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