ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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