im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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