I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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