Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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